Thursday, October 2, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
The Deadly Pomeranian Disease
Just so all of you know I have recently encountered some extensive proof that Pomeranian dogs carry a deadly disease. This disease is so bad that even experts are baffled at the results. Pomeranian are the devil.
Here is what happens. An unsuspecting man will come home one day to find out that the love of his life has found her new love and brought home a tiny rat-like creature that she calls Fu-Fu that resembles a Pomeranian puppy. The dog is immediately attached to the woman and nothing will get in between him and her. Even though this little trash dwelling creature is about the size of the man's foot, the dog will bite the man until he keeps a safe 5 foot distance from her at all times. The creature does not worry that the man could crush him with little to no effort at all because the woman is so wrapped around his little paw that the man would undoubtedly be sleeping on the couch for eternity if he ever did anything to her beloved dog. Thus turning the man into what is known today as a BIG WUSS.
This disease is not a joke and is sweeping across the nation like a bad rash in the summer. It is a gross sight to see and I suggest that everyone just stay away from the little terrors at all costs. Couples should get larger dogs like Pit Bulls or Great Danes. Take my warning.... stay away from the rats.
I made all this up
Here is what happens. An unsuspecting man will come home one day to find out that the love of his life has found her new love and brought home a tiny rat-like creature that she calls Fu-Fu that resembles a Pomeranian puppy. The dog is immediately attached to the woman and nothing will get in between him and her. Even though this little trash dwelling creature is about the size of the man's foot, the dog will bite the man until he keeps a safe 5 foot distance from her at all times. The creature does not worry that the man could crush him with little to no effort at all because the woman is so wrapped around his little paw that the man would undoubtedly be sleeping on the couch for eternity if he ever did anything to her beloved dog. Thus turning the man into what is known today as a BIG WUSS.
This disease is not a joke and is sweeping across the nation like a bad rash in the summer. It is a gross sight to see and I suggest that everyone just stay away from the little terrors at all costs. Couples should get larger dogs like Pit Bulls or Great Danes. Take my warning.... stay away from the rats.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Sandboardin
even though it's summer the boarding still continues. Check out this video I saw on youtube. They look like they are having loads of fun.
Monday, June 2, 2008
What More Do I Need To Do?
I haven't posted in a long time cuz I have been busy. Really busy. That's all I am going to say about that. I have a bone to pick though with those interviewers out there. I have been through interview after interview and nothing. I am really getting pissed off about this. What more do I need to do?
I have done everything that these people want in a manager and yet that does not seem to matter when it comes down to selection. I have kissed way too much ass to be told I am a failure all the time. Look back at my history and you will find nothing but accomplishments and awards for jobs well done. Look at my leadership skills in the past and you would have the same results. So why am I a failure?
To all you people that want to advance in your career and you do all this extra work and extra activities for your place of employment and think that gives you an advantage, think again. All that extra hard work and dedication doesn't mean SH!T when the interview rolls around. I have bent over backward for people that I don't even like just for the opportunity to have some leadership experience and yet I still hear the words "although your background is impressive the successful candidate is (some jerk off with no experience what-so-ever but can interview better than you).
I for one am tired of this waste of my time. I have done too much and been through too much to be considered a failure. Some of you that read this, or maybe not, are those jerk off's that I despise and do not deserve a hair off my @ss let alone management anywhere. I have seen these losers come and go from companies only to complain and complain about their job when I am sittin here waiting for that prime opportunity to show my skills, and believe me I have the skills necessary. I have a four letter word on stand-by for all you imbeciles and that includes those hiring managers that can't see me, even though they have been there and worked next to me for seven years.
Maybe I am a failure. How would I know that when almost everything I have done with this company has been a success? I not only failed myself this time, but I also failed many other people including my fiance, (who doesn't want to marry a failure), my mother, my father, her mother and father, all my friends, all her friends, everyone. This was the one that I was supposed to get, and I failed. What more do I need to do?
I have done everything that these people want in a manager and yet that does not seem to matter when it comes down to selection. I have kissed way too much ass to be told I am a failure all the time. Look back at my history and you will find nothing but accomplishments and awards for jobs well done. Look at my leadership skills in the past and you would have the same results. So why am I a failure?
To all you people that want to advance in your career and you do all this extra work and extra activities for your place of employment and think that gives you an advantage, think again. All that extra hard work and dedication doesn't mean SH!T when the interview rolls around. I have bent over backward for people that I don't even like just for the opportunity to have some leadership experience and yet I still hear the words "although your background is impressive the successful candidate is (some jerk off with no experience what-so-ever but can interview better than you).
I for one am tired of this waste of my time. I have done too much and been through too much to be considered a failure. Some of you that read this, or maybe not, are those jerk off's that I despise and do not deserve a hair off my @ss let alone management anywhere. I have seen these losers come and go from companies only to complain and complain about their job when I am sittin here waiting for that prime opportunity to show my skills, and believe me I have the skills necessary. I have a four letter word on stand-by for all you imbeciles and that includes those hiring managers that can't see me, even though they have been there and worked next to me for seven years.
Maybe I am a failure. How would I know that when almost everything I have done with this company has been a success? I not only failed myself this time, but I also failed many other people including my fiance, (who doesn't want to marry a failure), my mother, my father, her mother and father, all my friends, all her friends, everyone. This was the one that I was supposed to get, and I failed. What more do I need to do?
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Been a While
I haven't been blogging for a while, things are nuts around here. I found out today that I have to have an upper epidoscomy or some shit where they stick a scope down my throat. F that! I can't stand it when people stick shit in my mouth. I hate the Dentist. Sometimes its even hard for me to brush my teeth way in the back. Aaarrggg!!
One positive thing about it though, I will be so drugged up I won't have any idea what's going on anyway. They say I could have a number of things wrong with me. Cancer is highly unlikely, but there is a chance... pray for me if you pray, if not, just give me hope somehow. Ulcers, bleeding, excessive acid, etc. I just want to get it over with and be normal again.
They also tell me I need to quit smoking, drinking, caffeine, spicy foods.... Pretty much all the things I actually enjoy putting in my mouth. It all pisses me off....
Another positive thing going on I am finally getting out to go snowboarding this weekend. Angel Fire Resort, Saturday. I will be competing in the Boarder X competition, wish me luck. It will be fun regaurdless. Well, I'll take some snappy photos for your enjoyment and post them when I get a chance. Peace!!!
One positive thing about it though, I will be so drugged up I won't have any idea what's going on anyway. They say I could have a number of things wrong with me. Cancer is highly unlikely, but there is a chance... pray for me if you pray, if not, just give me hope somehow. Ulcers, bleeding, excessive acid, etc. I just want to get it over with and be normal again.
They also tell me I need to quit smoking, drinking, caffeine, spicy foods.... Pretty much all the things I actually enjoy putting in my mouth. It all pisses me off....
Another positive thing going on I am finally getting out to go snowboarding this weekend. Angel Fire Resort, Saturday. I will be competing in the Boarder X competition, wish me luck. It will be fun regaurdless. Well, I'll take some snappy photos for your enjoyment and post them when I get a chance. Peace!!!
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
New Years Resolution
For years I have found myself saying that I am going to do things, accomplish things, go places, etc. and never really getting around to doing all of them. I have goals in my life that I want to accomplish and unless I get started with them, I'm not sure that I will ever accomplish them. I always seem to find a reason as to why I shouldn't do these things I say I am going to do. Then I always find myself telling myself that I should have done that thing I told myself I was going to do.
Well, not this year. This year I am going to start doing these things I have always said I was going to do. For starters, I will be going back to school starting the 15th of this month. But I am not going to stop there. I am going to make a list of all the things I want to accomplish before I die. Like making a goal list or like that new movie that just came out, a "Bucket List." I will evaluate each goal separately and decide the steps I need to take in order to accomplish these goals.
I can hear you now... "Ya right, whatever, everyone says this...." damnit I am going to do it. I started off the year by saying I had a mission of lucid dreaming, I have made very good progress in that mission. I haven't had a lucid dream yet but since I am focusing on that, I can remember my dreams more easily. I used to remember maybe one dream per night if I was lucky. Well, now I am steadily remembering at least three dreams per night. The problem I am having is that I am waking up after each one that I remember. I am working on that though.
Oh and another thing I am going to do is find out the answers to my questions right away. Whenever I say "I wonder if..." I will find the answer to that question no matter what it takes. Also, I plan to go snowboarding at least 3 times this year. Stay tuned.....
Well, not this year. This year I am going to start doing these things I have always said I was going to do. For starters, I will be going back to school starting the 15th of this month. But I am not going to stop there. I am going to make a list of all the things I want to accomplish before I die. Like making a goal list or like that new movie that just came out, a "Bucket List." I will evaluate each goal separately and decide the steps I need to take in order to accomplish these goals.
I can hear you now... "Ya right, whatever, everyone says this...." damnit I am going to do it. I started off the year by saying I had a mission of lucid dreaming, I have made very good progress in that mission. I haven't had a lucid dream yet but since I am focusing on that, I can remember my dreams more easily. I used to remember maybe one dream per night if I was lucky. Well, now I am steadily remembering at least three dreams per night. The problem I am having is that I am waking up after each one that I remember. I am working on that though.
Oh and another thing I am going to do is find out the answers to my questions right away. Whenever I say "I wonder if..." I will find the answer to that question no matter what it takes. Also, I plan to go snowboarding at least 3 times this year. Stay tuned.....
Friday, January 4, 2008
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