Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Deadly Pomeranian Disease

Just so all of you know I have recently encountered some extensive proof that Pomeranian dogs carry a deadly disease. This disease is so bad that even experts are baffled at the results. Pomeranian are the devil.

Here is what happens. An unsuspecting man will come home one day to find out that the love of his life has found her new love and brought home a tiny rat-like creature that she calls Fu-Fu that resembles a Pomeranian puppy. The dog is immediately attached to the woman and nothing will get in between him and her. Even though this little trash dwelling creature is about the size of the man's foot, the dog will bite the man until he keeps a safe 5 foot distance from her at all times. The creature does not worry that the man could crush him with little to no effort at all because the woman is so wrapped around his little paw that the man would undoubtedly be sleeping on the couch for eternity if he ever did anything to her beloved dog. Thus turning the man into what is known today as a BIG WUSS.

This disease is not a joke and is sweeping across the nation like a bad rash in the summer. It is a gross sight to see and I suggest that everyone just stay away from the little terrors at all costs. Couples should get larger dogs like Pit Bulls or Great Danes. Take my warning.... stay away from the rats.


I made all this up


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